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The Idiot
could not teach me very much on account of my illness. ‘
‘Do you know the Rogojins?’ asked his questioner, abruptly.
‘No, I don’t—not at all! I hardly know anyone in Russia. Why, is that your name?’
‘Yes, I am Rogojin, Parfen Rogojin.’
‘Parfen Rogojin? dear me—then don’t you belong to those very Rogojins, perhaps—‘ began the clerk, with a very perceptible increase of civility in his tone.
‘Yes—those very ones,’ interrupted Rogojin, impatiently, and with scant courtesy. I may remark that he had not once taken any notice of the blotchy-faced passenger, and had hitherto addressed all his remarks direct to the prince.
‘Dear me—is it possible?’ observed the clerk, while his face assumed an expression of great deference and servil-

ity—if not of absolute alarm: ‘what, a son of that very Semen Rogojin— hereditary honourable citizen—who died a month or so ago and left two million and a half of roubles?’ ‘And how do YOU know that he left two million and a half of roubles?’ asked Rogojin, disdainfully, and no deigning so much as to look at the other. ‘However, it’s true enough that my father died a month ago, and that here am I returning
from Pskoff, a month after, with hardly a boot to my foot. They’ve treated me like a dog! I’ve been ill of fever at Pskoff the whole time, and not a line, nor farthing of money, have I received from my mother or my confounded brother!’
‘And now you’ll have a million roubles, at least—good-ness gracious me!’ exclaimed the clerk, rubbing his hands.
‘Five weeks since, I was just like yourself,’ continued Rogojin, addressing the prince, ‘with nothing but a bundle and the clothes I wore. I ran away from my father and came to Pskoff to my aunt’s house, where I caved in at once with fever, and he went and died while I was away. All honour to my respected father’s memory—but he uncommonly nearly killed me, all the same. Give you my word, prince, if I hadn’t cut and run then, when I did, he’d have murdered me like a dog.’
‘I suppose you angered him somehow?’ asked the prince, looking at the millionaire with considerable curiosity But though there may have been something remarkable in the fact that this man was heir to millions of roubles there was something about him which surprised and interested the prince more than that. Rogojin, too, seemed to have taken up the conversation with unusual alacrity it appeared that

he was still in a considerable state of excitement, if not abso-lutely feverish, and was in real need of someone to talk to for the mere sake of talking, as safety-valve to his agitation.
As for his red-nosed neighbour, the latter—since the in-formation as to the identity of Rogojin—hung over him, seemed to be living on the honey of his words and in the breath of his nostrils, catching at every syllable as though it were a pearl of great price.
‘Oh, yes; I angered him—I certainly did anger him,’ re-plied Rogojin. ‘But what puts me out so is my brother. Of course my mother couldn’t do anything—she’s too old—and whatever brother Senka says is law for her! But why couldn’t he let me know? He sent a telegram, they say. What’s the good of a telegram? It frightened my aunt so that she sent it back to the ofice unopened, and there it’s been ever since! It’s only thanks to Konief that I heard at all; he wrote me all about it. He says my brother cut off the gold tassels from my father’s cofin, at night because they’re worth a lot of money!’ says he. Why, I can get him sent off to Siberia for that alone, if I like; it’s sacrilege. Here, you—scarecrow!’ he added, addressing the clerk at his side, ‘is it sacrilege or not, by law?’
‘Sacrilege, certainly—certainly sacrilege,’ said the latter. ‘And it’s Siberia for sacrilege, isn’t it?’
‘Undoubtedly so; Siberia, of course!’
‘They will think that I’m still ill,’ continued Rogojin to the prince, ‘but I sloped off quietly, seedy as I was, took the train and came away. Aha, brother Senka, you’ll have to open your gates and let me in, my boy! I know he told tales

about me to my father—I know that well enough but I cer-tainly did rile my father about Nastasia Philipovna that’s very sure, and that was my own doing.’
‘Nastasia Philipovna?’ said the clerk, as though trying to think out something.
‘Come, you know nothing about HER,’ said Rogojin, im-patiently.
‘And supposing I do know something?’ observed the oth-er, triumphantly.
‘Bosh! there are plenty of Nastasia Philipovnas. And what an impertinent beast you are!’ he added angrily. ‘I thought some creature like you would hang on to me as soon as I got hold of my money. ‘
‘Oh, but I do know, as it happens,’ said the clerk in an aggravating manner. ‘Lebedeff knows all about her. You are pleased to reproach me, your excellency, but what if I prove that I am right after all? Nastasia Phillpovna’s family name is Barashkoff—I know, you see-and she is a very well known lady, indeed, and comes of a good family, too. She is connected with one Totski, Afanasy Ivanovitch, a man of considerable property, a director of companies, and so on, and a great friend of General Epanchin, who is interested in the same matters as he is.’
‘My eyes!’ said Rogojin, really surprised at last. ‘The devil take the fellow, how does he know that?’
‘Why, he knows everything—Lebedeff knows everything! I was a month or two with Lihachof after his father died, your excellency, and while he was knocking about—he’s in the debtor’s prison now—I was with him, and he couldn’t

do a thing without Lebedeff; and I got to know Nastasia Philipovna and several people at that time.’
‘Nastasia Philipovna? Why, you don’t mean to say that she and Lihachof—‘ cried Rogojin, turning quite pale.
‘No, no, no, no, no! Nothing of the sort, I assure you!’ said Lebedeff, hastily. ‘Oh dear no, not for the world! Totski’s the only man with any chance there. Oh, no! He takes her to his box at the opera at the French theatre of an evening, and the oficers and people all look at her and say, ‘By Jove, there’s the famous Nastasia Philipovna!’ but no one ever gets any further than that, for there is nothing more to say.’
‘Yes, it’s quite true,’ said Rogojin, frowning gloomily; ‘so Zaleshoff told me. I was walking about the Nefsky one fine day, prince, in my father’s old coat, when she suddenly came out of a shop and stepped into her carriage. I swear I was all of a blaze at once. Then I met Zaleshoff—looking like a hair-dresser’s assistant, got up as fine as I don’t know who, while I looked like a tinker. ‘Don’t flatter yourself, my boy,’ said he; ‘she’s not for such as you; she’s a princess, she is, and her name is Nastasia Philipovna Barashkoff, and she lives with Totski, who wishes to get rid of her because he’s growing rather old—fiftyfive or so—and wants to marry a certain beauty, the loveliest woman in all Petersburg.’ And then he told me that I could see Nastasia Philipovna at the opera-house that evening, if I liked, and described which was her box. Well, I’d like to see my father allowing any of us to go to the theatre; he’d sooner have killed us, any day. However, I went for an hour or so and saw Nastasia Philipovna, and I never slept a wink all night after. Next morning my father

happened to give me two government loan bonds to sell, worth nearly five thousand roubles each. ‘Sell them,’ said he, ‘and then take seven thousand five hundred roubles to the ofice, give them to the cashier, and bring me back the rest of the ten thousand, without looking in anywhere on the way; look sharp, I shall be waiting for you.’ Well, I sold the bonds, but I didn’t take the seven thousand roubles to the ofice; I went straight to the English shop and chose a pair of earrings, with a diamond the size of a nut in each. They cost four hundred roubles more than I had, so I gave my name, and they trusted me. With the earrings I went at once to Zaleshoff’s. ‘Come on!’ I said, ‘come on to Nastasia Philipovna’s,’ and off we went without more ado. I tell you I hadn’t a notion of what was about me or before me or be-low my feet all the way; I saw nothing whatever. We went straight into her drawing-room, and then she came out to us.
‘I didn’t say right out who I was, but Zaleshoff said: ‘From Parfen Rogojin, in memory of his first meeting with you yesterday; be so kind as to accept these!’
‘She opened the parcel, looked at the earrings, and laughed.
‘Thank your friend Mr. Rogojin for his kind attention,’ says she, and bowed and went off. Why didn’t I die there on the spot? The worst of it all was, though, that the beast Zaleshoff got all the credit of it! I was short and abominably dressed, and stood and stared in her face and never said a word, because I was shy, like an ass! And there was he all in the fashion, pomaded and dressed out, with a smart tie on,

bowing and scraping; and I bet anything she took him for me all the while!
‘Look here now,’ I said, when we came out, ‘none of your interference here after this-do you understand?’ He laughed: ‘And how are you going to settle up with your

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could not teach me very much on account of my illness. ‘‘Do you know the Rogojins?’ asked his questioner, abruptly.‘No, I don’t—not at all! I hardly know anyone in Russia.