«Bernard’s asked me to meet the Savage next Wednesday,» Fanny announced triumphantly.
«I’m so glad,» said Lenina. «And now you must admit that you were wrong about Bernard. Don’t you think he’s really rather sweet?» Fanny nodded. «And I must say,» she said, «I was quite agreeably surprised.» The Chief Bottler, the Director of Predestination, three Deputy Assistant Fertilizer-Generals, the Professor of Feelies in the College of Emotional Engineering, the Dean of the Westminster Community Singery, the Supervisor of Bokanovskification-the list of Bernard’s notabilities was interminable.
«And I had six girls last week,» he confided to Helmholtz Watson. «One on Monday, two on Tuesday, two more on Friday, and one on Saturday. And if I’d had the time or the inclination, there were at least a dozen more who were only too anxious…» Helmholtz listened to his boastings in a silence so gloomily disapproving that Bernard was offended.
«You’re envious,» he said.
Helmholtz shook his head. «I’m rather sad, that’s all,» he answered. Bernard went off in a huff. Never, he told himself, never would he speak to Helmholtz again.
The days passed. Success went fizzily to Bernard’s head, and in the process completely reconciled him (as any good intoxicant should do) to a world which, up till then, he had found very unsatisfactory. In so far as it recognized him as important, the order of things was good. But, reconciled by his success, he yet refused to forego the privilege of criticizing this order. For the act of criticizing heightened his sense of importance, made him feel larger. Moreover, he did genuinely believe that there were things to criticize. (At the same time, he genuinely liked being a success and having all the girls he wanted.) Before those who now, for the sake of the Savage, paid their court to him, Bernard would parade a carping unorthodoxy. He was politely listened to. But behind his back people shook their heads. «That young man will come to a bad end,» they said, prophesying the more confidently in that they themselves would in due course personally see to it that the end was bad. «He won’t find another Savage to help him out a second time,» they said. Meanwhile, however, there was the first Savage; they were polite. And because they were polite, Bernard felt positively gigantic-gigantic and at the same time light with elation, lighter than air.
«Lighter than air,» said Bernard, pointing upwards. Like a pearl in the sky, high, high above them, the Weather Department’s captive balloon shone rosily in the sunshine.
«… the said Savage,» so ran Bernard’s instructions, «to be shown civilized life in all its aspects…»
He was being shown a bird’s-eye view of it at present, a bird’s-eye view from the platform of the Charing-T Tower. The Station Master and the Resident Meteorologist were acting as guides. But it was Bernard who did most of the talking. Intoxicated, he was behaving as though, at the very least, he were a visiting World Controller. Lighter than air.
The Bombay Green Rocket dropped out of the sky. The passengers alighted. Eight identical Dravidian twins in khaki looked out of the eight portholes of the cabin-the stewards.
«Twelve hundred and fifty kilometres an hour,» said the Station Master impressively.
«What do you think of that, Mr. Savage?»
John thought it very nice. «Still,» he said, «Ariel could put a girdle round the earth in forty minutes.»
«The Savage,» wrote Bernard in his report to Mustapha Mond, «shows surprisingly little astonishment at, or awe of, civilized inventions. This is partly due, no doubt, to the fact that he has heard them talked about by the woman Linda, his m-.» (Mustapha Mond frowned. «Does the fool think I’m too squeamish to see the word written out at full length?»)
«Partly on his interest being focussed on what he calls ‘the soul,’ which he persists in regarding as an entity independent of the physical environment, whereas, as I tried to point out to him…»
The Controiler skipped the next sentences and was just about to turn the page in search of something more interestingly concrete, when his eye was caught by a series of quite extraordinary phrases. «… though I must admit,» he read, «that I agree with the Savage in finding civilized infantility too easy or, as he puts it, not expensive enough; and I would like to take this opportunity of drawing your fordship’s attention to…»
Mustapha Mond’s anger gave place almost at once to mirth. The idea of this creature solemnly lecturing him- him-about the social order was really too grotesque. The man must have gone mad. «I ought to give him a lesson,» he said to hiniself; then threw back his head and haughed aloud. For the moment, at any rate, the lesson would not be given.
It was a small factory of lighting-sets for helicopters, a branch of the Electrical Equipment Corporation. They were met on the roof itself (for that circular letter of recommendation from the Controller was magical in its effects) by the Chief Technician and the Human Element Manager. They walked downstairs into the factory.
«Each process,» explained the Human Element Manager, «is carried out, so far as possible, by a single Bokanovsky Group.»
And, in effect, eighty-three almost noseless black brachycephalic Deltas were cold-pressing. The fifty-six four-spindle chucking and turning machines were being manipulated by fifty-six aquiline and ginger Gammas. One hundred and seven heat-conditioned Epsilon Senegalese were working in the foundry. Thirty-three Delta females, long-headed, sandy, with narrow pelvises, and all within 20 millimetres of 1 metre 69 centimetres tall, were cutting screws. In the assembling room, the dynamos were being put together by two sets of Gamma-Plus dwarfs. The two low work-tables faced one another; between them crawled the conveyor with its load of separate parts; forty-seven blonde heads were confronted by forty-seven brown ones. Forty-seven snubs by forty-seven hooks; forty-seven receding by forty-seven prognathous chins. The completed mechanisms were inspected by eighteen identical curly auburn girls in Gamma green, packed in crates by thirty-four short-legged, left-handed male Delta-Minuses, and loaded into the waiting trucks and lorries by sixty-three blue-eyed, flaxen and freckled Epsilon Semi-Morons.
«O brave new world…» By some malice of his memory the Savage found himself repeating Miranda’s words. «O brave new world that has such people in it.»
«And I assure you,» the Human Element Manager concluded, as they left the factory, «we hardly ever have any trouble with our workers. We always find…» But the Savage had suddenly broken away from his companions and was violently retching, behind a clump of laurels, as though the solid earth had been a helicopter in an air pocket.
«The Savage,» wrote Bernard, «refuses to take soma, and seems much distressed because of the woman Linda, his m-, remains permanently on holiday. It is worthy of note that, in spite of his m-‘s senility and the extreme repulsiveness of her appearance, the Savage frequently goes to see her and appears to be much attached to her-an interesting example of the way in which early conditioning can be made to modify and even run counter to natural impulses (in this case, the impulse to recoil from an unpleasant object).»
At Eton they alighted on the roof of Upper School. On the opposite side of School Yard, the fifty-two stories of Lupton’s Tower gleamed white in the sunshine. College on their left and, on their right, the School Community Singery reared their venerable piles of ferro-concrete and vita-glass. In the centre of the quadrangle stood the quaint old chrome-steel statue of Our Ford.
Dr. Gaffney, the Provost, and Miss Keate, the Head Mistress, received them as they stepped out of the plane.
«Do you have many twins here?» the Savage asked rather apprehensively, as they set out on their tour of inspection.
«Oh, no,» the Provost answered. «Eton is reserved exclusively for upper-caste boys and girls. One egg, one adult. It makes education more difficult of course. But as they’ll be called upon to take responsibilities and deal with unexpected emergencies, it can’t be helped.» He sighed.
Bernard, meanwhile, had taken a strong fancy to Miss Keate. «If you’re free any Monday, Wednesday, or Friday evening,» he was saying. Jerking his thumb towards the Savage, «He’s curious, you know,» Bernard added. «Quaint.» Miss Keate smiled (and her smile was really charming, he thought); said Thank you; would be delighted to come to one of his parties. The Provost opened a door. Five minutes in that Alpha Double Plus classroom left John a trifle bewildered.
«What is elementary relativity?» he whispered to Bernard. Bernard tried to explain, then thought better of it and suggested that they should go to some other classroom.
From behind a door in the corridor leading to the Beta-Minus geography room, a ringing soprano voice called, «One, two, three, four,» and then, with a
