Happily Ever After, Aldous Huxley
Happily Ever After
I
AT the best of times it is a long way from Chicago to Blaybury in Wiltshire, but war has fixed between them a great gulf. In the circumstances, therefore, it seemed an act of singular devotion on the part of Peter Jacobsen to have come all the way from the Middle West, in the fourth year of war, on a visit to his old friend Petherton, when the project entailed a single-handed struggle with two Great Powers over the question of passports and the risk, when they had been obtained, of perishing miserably by the way, a victim of frightfulness.
At the expense of much time and more trouble Jacobsen had at last arrived; the gulf between Chicago and Blaybury was spanned. In the hall of Petherton’s house a scene of welcome was being enacted under the dim gaze of six or seven brown family portraits by unknown masters of the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries.
Old Alfred Petherton, a grey shawl over his shoulders—for he had to be careful, even in June, of draughts and colds—was shaking his guest’s hand with interminable cordiality.
«My dear boy,» he kept repeating, «it is a pleasure to see you. My dear .boy . . .»
Jacobsen limply abandoned his forearm and waited in patience.
«I can never be grateful enough,» Mr. Petherton went on—» never grateful enough to you for having taken all this endless trouble to come and see an old decrepit man—for that’s what I am now, that’s what I am, believe me.»
«Oh, I assure you …» said Jacobsen, with vague deprecation. «Le vieux cretin qui pleurniche,» he said to himself. French was a wonderfully expressive language, to be sure.
«My digestion and my heart have got much worse since I saw you last. But I think I must have told you about that in my letters.»
«You did indeed, and I was most grieved to hear it.»
«Grieved «—what a curious flavour that word had! Like somebody’s tea which used to recall the most delicious blends of forty years ago. But it was decidedly the mot juste. It had the right obituary note about it.
«Yes,» Mr. Petherton continued, «my palpitations are very bad now. Aren’t they, Marjorie? «He appealed to his daughter who was standing beside him.
«Father’s palpitations are very bad,» she replied dutifully.
It was as though they were talking about some precious heirloom long and lovingly cherished.
«And my digestion. . . . This physical infirmity makes all mental activity so difficult. All the same, I manage to do a little useful work. We’ll discuss that later, though. You must be feeling tired and dusty after your journey down. I’ll guide you to your room. Marjorie, will you get someone to take up his luggage? «
«I can take it myself,» said Jacobsen, and he picked up a small gladstone-bag that had been deposited by the door.
«Is that all?» Mr. Petherton asked.
«Yes, that’s all.»
As one living the life of reason, Jacobsen objected to owning things. One so easily became the slave of things and not their master. He liked to be free; he checked his possessive instincts and limited his possessions to the strictly essential. He was as much or as little at home at Blaybury or Pekin. He could have explained all this if he liked. But in the present case it wasn’t worth taking the trouble.
«This is your humble chamber,» said Mr. Petherton, throwing open the door of what was, indeed, a very handsome spare-room, bright with chintzes and cut flowers and silver candlesticks. «A poor thing, but your own.»
Courtly grace! Dear old man! Apt quotation! Jacobsen unpacked his bag and arranged its contents neatly and methodically in the various drawers and shelves of the wardrobe.
It was a good many years now since Jacobsen had come in the course of his grand educational tour to Oxford. He spent a couple of years there, for he liked the place, and its inhabitants were a source of unfailing amusement to him.
A Norwegian, born in the Argentine, educated in the United States, in France, and in Germany; a man with no nationality and no prejudices, enormously old in experience, he found something very new and fresh and entertaining about his fellow-students with their comic public-school traditions and fabulous ignorance of the world. He had quietly watched them doing their little antics, feeling all the time that a row of bars separated them from himself, and that he ought, after each particularly amusing trick, to offer them a bun or a handful of pea-nuts. In the intervals of sight-seeing in this strange and delightful Jardin des Plantes he read Greats, and it was through Aristotle that he had come into contact with Alfred Petherton, fellow and tutor of his college.
The name of Petherton is a respectable one in the academic world. You will find it on the title-page of such meritorious, if not exactly brilliant, books as Plato’s Predecessors, Three Scottish Metaphysicians, Introduction to the Study of Ethics, Essays in Neo-Idealism. Some of his works are published in cheap editions as text-books.
One of those curious inexplicable friendships that often link the most unlikely people had sprung up between tutor and pupil, and had lasted unbroken for upwards of twenty years. Petherton felt a fatherly affection for the younger man, together with a father’s pride, now that Jacobsen was a man of world-wide reputation, in having, as he supposed, spiritually begotten him. And now Jacobsen had travelled three or four thousand miles across a world at war just to see the old man. Petherton was profoundly touched.
«Did you see any submarines on the way over?» Marjorie asked, as she and Jacobsen were strolling together in the garden after breakfast the next day.
«I didn’t notice any; but then I am very unobservant about these things.»
There was a pause. At last, «I suppose there is a great deal of war-work being done in America now?» said Marjorie.
Jacobsen supposed so; and there floated across his mind a vision of massed bands, of orators with megaphones, of patriotic sky-signs, of streets made perilous by the organized highway robbery of Red Cross collectors. He was too lazy to describe it all; besides, she wouldn’t see the point of it.
«I should like to be able to do some war-work,» Marjorie explained apologetically. «But I have to look after father, and there’s the housekeeping, so I really haven’t the time.»
Jacobsen thought he detected a formula for the benefit of strangers. She evidently wanted to make things right about herself in people’s minds. Her remark about the housekeeping made Jacobsen think of the late Mrs. Petherton, her mother; she had been a good-looking, painfully sprightly woman with a hankering to shine in University society at Oxford. One quickly learned that she was related to bishops and country families; a hunter of ecclesiastical lions and a snob. He felt glad she was dead.
«Won’t it be awful when there’s no war-work,» he said. «People will have nothing to do or think about when peace comes.»
«I shall be glad. Housekeeping will be so much easier.»
«True. There are consolations.»
Marjorie looked at him suspiciously; she didn’t like being laughed at. What an undistinguished-looking little man he was! Short, stoutish, with waxed brown moustaches and a forehead that incipient baldness had made interminably high. He looked like the sort of man to whom one says: «Thank you, I’ll take it in notes with a pound’s worth of silver.» There were pouches under his eyes and pouches under his chin, and you could never guess from his expression what he was thinking about. She was glad that she was taller than he and could look down on him.
Mr. Petherton appeared from the house, his grey shawl over his shoulders and the crackling expanse of the Times between his hands.
«Good morrow,» he cried.
To the Shakespearian heartiness of this greeting Marjorie returned her most icily modern «Morning.» Her father always said «Good morrow»‘ instead of «Good morning,» and the fact irritated her with unfailing regularity every day of her life.
«There’s a most interesting account,» said Mr. Petherton, «by a young pilot of an air fight in today’s paper,» and as they walked up and down the gravel path he read the article, which was a column and a half in length.
Marjorie made no attempt to disguise her boredom, and occupied herself by reading something on the other side of the page, craning her neck round to see.
«Very interesting,» said Jacobsen when it was finished.
Mr. Petherton had turned over and was now looking at the Court Circular page.
«I see,» he said, «there’s someone called Beryl Camberley-Belcher going to be married. Do you know if that’s any relation of the Howard Camberley-Belchers, Marjorie? «
«I’ve no idea who the Howard Camberley-Belchers are,» Marjorie answered rather sharply.
«Oh, I thought you did. Let me see. Howard Camberley-Belcher was at college with me. And he had a brother called James—or was it William?—and a sister who married one of the Riders, or at any rate some relation of the Riders; for I know the Camberley-Belchers and the Riders used to fit in somewhere. Dear me, I’m afraid my memory for names is going.»
Marjorie went indoors to prepare the day’s domestic campaign with the cook. When that was over she retired to her sitting-room and unlocked her very private desk. She must write to Guy this morning. Marjorie had known Guy Lambourne for years and years, almost as long as she could remember. The Lambournes were old family friends of the Pethertons: indeed they were, distantly, connections; they «fitted in somewhere,» as Mr. Petherton would say—somewhere, about a couple of generations back. Marjorie was two years younger than Guy; they
