“Thank God.”
“Well, if it were true of most men, I’d hardly be thanking God.”
“I meant thank God you’re not going to marry Mr. Trawler.”
She lifted an eyebrow. “By the way, I’m not pretending I don’t know he’s rich. Even land in Mexico costs something. Now,” she said, motioning me forward, “let’s get hold of O.J.”
I held back while my mind worked to win a postponement. Then I remembered: “Why Traveling?”
“On my card?” she said, disconcerted. “You think it’s funny?”
“Not funny. Just provocative.”
She shrugged. “After all, how do I know where I’ll be living tomorrow? So I told them to put Traveling. Anyway, it was a waste of money, ordering those cards. Except I felt I owed it to them to buy some little something. They’re from Tiffany’s.” She reached for my martini, I hadn’t touched it; she drained it in two swallows, and took my hand. “Quit stalling. You’re going to make friends with O.J.”
An occurrence at the door intervened. It was a young woman, and she entered like a wind-rush, a squall of scarves and jangling gold. “H-H-Holly,” she said, wagging a finger as she advanced, “you miserable h-h-hoarder. Hogging all these simply r-r-riveting m-m-men! ”
She was well over six feet, taller than most men there. They straightened their spines, sucked in their stomachs; there was a general contest to match her swaying height.
Holly said, “What are you doing here?” and her lips were taut as drawn string.
“Why, n-n-nothing, sugar. I’ve been upstairs working with Yunioshi. Christmas stuff for the Ba-ba-zaar. But you sound vexed, sugar?” She scattered a roundabout smile. “You b-b-boys not vexed at me for butting in on your p-p-party?”
Rusty Trawler tittered. He squeezed her arm, as though to admire her muscle, and asked her if she could use a drink.
“I surely could,” she said. “Make mine bourbon.”
Holly told her, “There isn’t any.” Whereupon the Air Force colonel suggested he run out for a bottle.
“Oh, I declare, don’t let’s have a f-f-fuss. I’m happy with ammonia. Holly, honey,” she said, slightly shoving her, “don’t you bother about me. I can introduce myself.” She stooped toward O.J. Berman, who, like many short men in the presence of tall women, had an aspiring mist in his eye. “I’m Mag W-w-wildwood, from Wild-w-w-wood, Arkansas. That’s hill country.”
It seemed a dance, Berman performing some fancy footwork to prevent his rivals cutting in. He lost her to a quadrille of partners who gobbled up her stammered jokes like popcorn tossed to pigeons. It was a comprehensible success. She was a triumph over ugliness, so often more beguiling than real beauty, if only because it contains paradox. In this case, as opposed to the scrupulous method of plain good taste and scientific grooming, the trick had been worked by exaggerating defects; she’d made them ornamental by admitting them boldly. Heels that emphasized her height, so steep her ankles trembled; a flat tight bodice that indicated she could go to a beach in bathing trunks; hair that was pulled straight back, accentuating the spareness, the starvation of her fashion-model face. Even the stutter, certainly genuine but still a bit laid on, had been turned to advantage. It was the master stroke, that stutter; for it contrived to make her banalities sound somehow original, and secondly, despite her tallness, her assurance, it served to inspire in male listeners a protective feeling. To illustrate: Berman had to be pounded on the back because she said, “Who can tell me w-w-where is the j-j-john?”; then, completing the cycle, he offered an arm to guide her himself.
“That,” said Holly, “won’t be necessary. She’s been here before. She knows where it is.” She was emptying ashtrays, and after Mag Wildwood had left the room, she emptied another, then said, sighed rather: “It’s really very sad.” She paused long enough to calculate the number of inquiring expressions; it was sufficient. “And so mysterious. You’d think it would show more. But heaven knows, she looks healthy. So, well, clean. That’s the extraordinary part. Wouldn’t you,” she asked with concern, but of no one in particular, “wouldn’t you say she looked clean?”
Someone coughed, several swallowed. A Naval officer, who had been holding Mag Wildwood’s drink, put it down.
“But then,” said Holly, “I hear so many of these Southern girls have the same trouble.” She shuddered delicately, and went to the kitchen for more ice.
Mag Wildwood couldn’t understand it, the abrupt absence of warmth on her return; the conversations she began behaved like green logs, they fumed but would not fire. More unforgivably, people were leaving without taking her telephone number. The Air Force colonel decamped while her back was turned, and this was the straw too much: he’d asked her to dinner. Suddenly she was blind. And since gin to artifice bears the same relation as tears to mascara, her attractions at once dissembled. She took it out on everyone. She called her hostess a Hollywood degenerate. She invited a man in his fifties to fight. She told Berman, Hitler was right. She exhilarated Rusty Trawler by stiff-arming him into a corner. “You know what’s going to happen to you?” she said, with no hint of a stutter. “I’m going to march you over to the zoo and feed you to the yak.” He looked altogether willing, but she disappointed him by sliding to the floor, where she sat humming.
“You’re a bore. Get up from there,” Holly said, stretching on a pair of gloves. The remnants of the party were waiting at the door, and when the bore didn’t budge Holly cast me an apologetic glance. “Be an angel, would you, Fred? Put her in a taxi. She lives at the Winslow.”
“Don’t. Live Barbizon. Regent 4-5700. Ask for Mag Wildwood.”
“You are an angel, Fred.”
They were gone. The prospect of steering an Amazon into a taxi obliterated whatever resentment I felt. But she solved the problem herself. Rising on her own steam, she stared down at me with a lurching loftiness. She said, “Let’s go Stork. Catch lucky balloon,” and fell full-length like an axed oak. My first thought was to run for a doctor. But examination proved her pulse fine and her breathing regular. She was simply asleep. After finding a pillow for her head, I left her to enjoy it.
THE FOLLOWING AFTERNOON I COLLIDED with Holly on the stairs. “You” she said, hurrying past with a package from the druggist. “There she is, on the verge of pneumonia. A hang-over out to here. And the mean reds on top of it.” I gathered from this that Mag Wildwood was still in the apartment, but she gave me no chance to explore her surprising sympathy. Over the weekend, mystery deepened. First, there was the Latin who came to my door: mistakenly, for he was inquiring after Miss Wildwood. It took a while to correct his error, our accents seemed mutually incoherent, but by the time we had I was charmed. He’d been put together with care, his brown head and bullfighter’s figure had an exactness, a perfection, like an apple, an orange, something nature has made just right. Added to this, as decoration, were an English suit and a brisk cologne and, what is still more unlatin, a bashful manner. The second event of the day involved him again. It was toward evening, and I saw him on my way out to dinner. He was arriving in a taxi; the driver helped him totter into the house with a load of suitcases. That gave me something to chew on: by Sunday my jaws were quite tired.
Then the picture became both darker and clearer.
Sunday was an Indian summer day, the sun was strong, my window was open, and I heard voices on the fire escape. Holly and Mag were sprawled there on a blanket, the cat between them. Their hair, newly washed, hung lankly. They were busy, Holly varnishing her toenails, Mag knitting on a sweater. Mag was speaking.
“If you ask me, I think you’re l-l-lucky. At least there’s one thing you can say for Rusty. He’s an American.”
“Bully for him.”
“Sugar. There’s a war on.”
“And when it’s over, you’ve seen the last of me, boy.”
“I don’t feel that way. I’m p-p-proud of my country. The men in my family were great soldiers. There’s a statue of Papadaddy Wildwood smack in the center of Wildwood.”
“Fred’s a soldier,” said Holly. “But I doubt if he’ll ever be a statue. Could be. They say the more stupid you are the braver. He’s pretty stupid.”
“Fred’s that boy upstairs? I didn’t realize he was a soldier. But he does look stupid.”
“Yearning. Not stupid. He wants awfully to be on the inside staring out: anybody with their nose pressed against a glass is liable to look stupid. Anyhow, he’s a different Fred. Fred’s my brother.”
“You call your own f-f-flesh and b-b-blood stupid?”
“If he is he is.”
“Well, it’s poor taste to say so. A boy that’s fighting for you and me and all of us.”
“What is this: a bond rally?”
“I just want you to know where I stand. I appreciate a joke, but underneath I’m a s-s-serious person. Proud to be an American. That’s why I’m sorry about José.” She put down her knitting needles. “You do think he’s terribly good-looking, don’t you?” Holly said Hmn, and swiped the cat’s whiskers with her lacquer brush. “If only I could get used to the idea of m-m-marrying a Brazilian. And being a B-b-brazilian myself. It’s such a canyon to cross. Six thousand miles,
